There isn’t a single girl who hasn’t wondered how a bra-less life would feel like. There are certainly days when you wake up giving absolutely no f*cks and couldn’t care less to even wear a bra. Bra-less days, sure. But a bra-less week? THAT’S what we’re talking about. But before you plunge into the heavenly world of no sweaty under-wires and life-threatening corsets, here are a few things that every brave girl faces –
- You can’t decide what top to wear – cuz your nipple is too darn perky with even the slightest stimulation (mine being – a nice chilling gushing breeze –
- Your attention level is down to 0 because all you notice are how your boobs jiggle every time you talk/walk/breathe/DO ANYTHING!
- Amidst all that jiggling, you finally notice how your boobs are uneven. ☹
(Breast Asymmetry is a real thing!)
- You are constantly paranoid of your co-workers and friends noticing your brave new adventurous self!
- Walking down the stairs hurts and you find cool ways to (subtlety) hold your boobs while combating those stairs
- Ta-da! You finally know what under-boob sweat feels like and you have to find innovative ways of slyly wiping that sweat under the boob.
- Your fashion taste suddenly changes and you crave for clothes you’ve never owned (like that really sexy backless summer dress with string straps!)
- Other bra-less women are suddenly your new sisterhood!
- You realise how much easier it is to breathe without a bra!
- You start preaching the New Way to other girls!
- You realise how no one really cares if you don’t care! – (except for those ‘cultured’ ones who will always have new things to teach you about yourself)
- You haven’t felt sexier in your life!
- You are SO comfy all the time that you vow to never wear a bra again!
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