There isn’t a single girl who hasn’t wondered how a bra-less life would feel like. There are certainly days when you wake up giving absolutely no f*cks and couldn’t care less to even wear a bra. Bra-less days, sure. But a bra-less week? THAT’S what we’re talking about. But before you plunge into the heavenly world of no sweaty under-wires and life-threatening corsets, here are a few things that every brave girl faces – 

  1. You can’t decide what top to wear – cuz your nipple is too darn perky with even the slightest stimulation (mine being – a nice chilling gushing breeze –
  1. Your attention level is down to 0 because all you notice are how your boobs jiggle every time you talk/walk/breathe/DO ANYTHING!
  1. Amidst all that jiggling, you finally notice how your boobs are uneven. ☹ 

(Breast Asymmetry is a real thing!)

  1. You are constantly paranoid of your co-workers and friends noticing your brave new adventurous self!
  1. Walking down the stairs hurts and you find cool ways to (subtlety) hold your boobs while combating those stairs
  1. Ta-da! You finally know what under-boob sweat feels like and you have to find innovative ways of slyly wiping that sweat under the boob.
  1. Your fashion taste suddenly changes and you crave for clothes you’ve never owned (like that really sexy backless summer dress with string straps!)
  1. Other bra-less women are suddenly your new sisterhood!
  1. You realise how much easier it is to breathe without a bra!
  1. You start preaching the New Way to other girls!
  1. You realise how no one really cares if you don’t care! – (except for those ‘cultured’ ones who will always have new things to teach you about yourself)
  1. You haven’t felt sexier in your life!
  1. You are SO comfy all the time that you vow to never wear a bra again!

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