The knock-knock jokes are traced back to 1900. Yes! You heard it right, 1900. These jokes are now more than a century old and still making everyone laugh today.

Though, its origin is officially unknown.

It was Merely McEvoy, who recalled a style of joke from around 1900 where a person would ask a question such as “Do you know Arthur?”, the unsuspecting listener asking “Arthur who?” and the teller of the joke answering “Arthurmometer!”

In 1929, a variation of the format in the form of a children’s game was described.

In the game of Buff, a child with a stick thumps it on the ground, and the dialogue ensues-

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Buff.
What says Buff?
Buff says Buff to all his men, And I say Buff to you again.

In 1936, the standard knock-knock joke format was used in a newspaper advertisement. The joke was-

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.

The knock-knock catch phrase became popular in 1936. The famous joke of that time was

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Edward Rex.
Edward Rex who?
Edward wrecks the Coronation.

The format was well known in the UK and US in the 1950s and 1960s. Knock Knock goes international in 1953.

Animal Knock Knock Jokes

Animal kingdom is no joke. From the “Aww so cute!!” to the “Oh no! GOD HELP!!” this kingdom has creatures of all kind.

We thank god that the last thing on these animal’s mind is world domination, or else we would be eating grass in our small cages being a pet to some Mr. and Mrs. Gorilla stein. The world would be soooo green, and humans’ sooo extinct. Humans as animals are the most advanced species, but that we only say because we have never observed the best of beast minds in the middle of their intellectual musings. (Now that would be a sight to see).

But I’m of the opinion that human world holds no to very little interest for these animals as they have numerous issues of their own. They say “What happens in the wild, stay in the wild.” We cannot comment on the depth of this statement, but we can assume that something like those Madagascar movies is not farfetched. (Or maybe we just have a WILD IMAGINATION!!)

As you all know we cover all variety of knock knock who’s there responses. Here we have for your pleasure some wildly amusing inquiries into the minds of our animal brothers and sisters. Our purpose here is purely the entertainment of your tightened brain cells. We urge you to let your inner animal out and to laugh as hard as you can. After all we all just want to be free, animals and humans alike.

Also, while reading these animal jokes cuddling with your pet animal brother/sister is advised for maximum insight into the animal consciousness. If you don’t have a pet, you can look at an animal portrait or painting. (Whatever works!!)

Best Animal Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Get Giraffe out here

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?

From Alpacca to kangaroo, e have listed them all. These will make you laugh and you can try these knock knock animal related jokes on your best friends anytime, anywhere. But Wait!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Animal!

Caterpillar
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar a few mice for you!

Alli
Alli who?
Alligator, that’s who!

Thumpin
Thumpin who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Lemming
Lemming who?
Lemming tree is very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet!

Thea
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Flea
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.

Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Dimitri
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where lamb chops grow.

Goat
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

Cook
Cook who?
Ah, it must be spring!

Kanga
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!

Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger, I’ve got the buns and the relish!

Althea
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

Dinosaur
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

Monkey
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

Giraffe
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

Yvette
Yvette who?
Yvette helps a lot of animals!

Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!

Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak.

Janet
Janet who?
Janet a big fish?

Leslie
Leslie who?
Leslie town and go ride a horse.

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Is it Halloween today, the first day of ‎Allhallowtide? Wait! Before going out Trick or Treating, I suggest you should go through the Halloween Knock knock jokes we just compiled for you in this post.

Who doesn’t love a good scare, and Halloween is THE night of the year when you get to see so much of this supernatural fun going around. Really good ones scare the guts right of you, like a Skeleton staring at you demanding that he be fed candy, or else. But if you think scary is the only way to go with this great night of fun, you may be surprised with what we have in our stores for you.

What do you do when you see a horde of vampires approaching your house through your window on a lonely night? You hope it’s Halloween!

Here we have some of the most outrageously funny Halloween knock knock jokes carved especially to tickle your funny bones. To distort your facial expressions into suppressed laughter that just cannot be controlled. You’ll find your body flailing like a doll as you roll on the floor reading about just what some of these ghosts have been up to on their busiest day of the year. The supernaturally humorous accounts of man and the mystery will baffle you beyond the territory of the old man fear and into the fields of mad sniggering. Phew!

Skeleton Pun- Knock, Knock!! Trick or Treat!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma going to get any Halloween candy.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go and get me some treats.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch do you want a trick or treat.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Long time no see.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean waiting all day to go Trick or Treating.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein

Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!

Did you find the above collection funny? If your answer is yes and you are a fan of call and response humor, you must take a look at all the related knock knock who’s there jokes collection.

Ultimate Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Collection

Halloween or Allhallowe’en is celebrated on ‎31st of every October.There are Church services‎, ‎fasting‎ and prays all around. This is the ultimate collection of Halloween Knock Knock jokes you have ever seen. Trust me you will love these. Here you go!

Knock Knock! Who’s there?

Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Tinker Bell.
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order.

Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic.

Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire this Halloween.

Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke.

Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween.

Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year.

Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all night

Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Boo.
Boo Who?
Ah, don’t cry, Halloween is just around the corner.

How
How who?
How are my going to get in if you don’t open the door?

Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood.

Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood.

Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet.

Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for to kiss a witch all year.

Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire state building.

Disguise.
Disguise who?
This guy is your boy friend.

Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy.

Dustin.
Dustin who?
Dustin off last year Jack-o-lantern for you.

Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door.

Wolvesly.
Wolvesly who?
Wolves say Happy Howloween.

Boo.
Boo who?
No, no, don’t cry! I was just kidding.

Gargoyle.
Gargoyle Who?
If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better.

Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde.

Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron on the side of caution this Halloween.

Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door and where is my candy.

Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache.

Parton.
Parton who?
Parton me buy it is Halloween.

Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect.

Elias.
Elias who?
Elias a terrible scary thing.

Essen.
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these Halloween jokes.

Forbes.
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil.

Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, TRICK OR TREAT.

Iran.
Iran who?
Iran over here to get some candy.

Jagger.
Jagger who?
Jagger’d edge.

Max.
Max who?
Max no difference. trick or treat.

Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Halloween.

Norma.
Norma who?
Norma’lly I say trick or treat.

Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house.

Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are.

Wine.
Wine who?
Wine don’t you like these Halloween jokes.

Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked.

Witches.
Witches who?
Witches way to the haunted house.

Butter.
Butter who?
Butter have some nice Halloween candy.

Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to tell you this.

Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold.

Diane.
Diane who?
Diane to meet you.

Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you.

Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and lost my candy.

Chile.
Chile who?
Chile out tonight It is only Halloween.

Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry I need a snack.

Darwin.
Darwin who?
I’ll be Darwin you to open the door.

Datsun.
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke.

Disk
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, Trick or trick.

Doris.
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch.

Holland.
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here for my treats.

Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please.

Norway.
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you give me a candy.

Omar.
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door.

Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden my Halloween please.

Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.

Hutch.
Hutch who!
Bless you, and trick or treat.

Julia.
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies.

Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon.

Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home it is Halloween.

Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you.

Custer.
Custer who?
Custer a candy to find out.

Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.

Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking.

Bach.
Bach who?
Where is my bah of sweets.

Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door.

Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie.

Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys it’s my last Halloween Knock Knock joke.

Egg.
Egg who?
A candy in the hand is worth two eggs on the house.

Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher your candy where my hand is.

Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal killer! Pleasure to meet you.

Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning.

Candy.
Candy who?
Candy door open any slower.

Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll give me some yummy Halloween candy.

Eva.
Eva who?
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working.

Alva.
Alva who?
Alva heart and give me some Halloween candy.

Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred of the dark.

Dana.
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full of candy.

Europe.
Europe who?
Europe’ning the door too slow, come on.

Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any candy.

Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here.

Halloween Riddles and Brain Teasers with Answers

Riddle: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Answer: Because people are dying to get in.

Riddle: Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?
Answer: To the witch doctor.

Riddle: What’s a monster’s favorite place to swim?
Answer: Lake Eerie.

Riddle: Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
Answer: Because he was wrapped up in himself.

Riddle: What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Answer: Ghoulash.

Riddle: What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Answer: Ghoulie.

Riddle: What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Answer: Prank-enstein.

Riddle: What room is useless for a ghost?
Answer: A living room.

Riddle: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.

Riddle: What did the skeleton order for dinner?
Answer: Spare ribs.

Riddle: What are a ghost’s favorite pants?
Answer: Boo jeans.

Riddle: What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Answer: Lazy bones.

Riddle: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Answer: Tickle her funny bone.

Riddle: Where should a 500 pound monster go?
Answer: On a diet.

Riddle: Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?
Answer: Because he was a pain in the neck.

Riddle: What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
Answer: It was love at first bite.

Riddle: Why did the vampire flunk art class?
Answer: Because he could only draw blood.

Riddle: What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
Answer: A dead end.

Riddle: What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Answer: A blood test.

Riddle: What’s the problem with twin witches?
Answer: You can’t tell which witch is which.

Riddle: Why do witches fly on brooms?
Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Riddle: What do you call witches who live together?
Answer: Broom-mates.

Riddle: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
Answer: Because there are so many plots there.

Riddle: What do you do with a green monster?
Answer: Wait until she’s ripe.

Riddle: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
Answer: He felt rotten.

Riddle: Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
Answer: Because he only had one pupil.

Riddle: What do witches ask for at hotels?
Answer: Broom service.

Riddle: What do little monsters eat?
Answer: Alpha-bat soup.

Riddle: What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
Answer: Sham-boo.

Hope you liked the Halloween special knock knock jokes as much as i did. What are you waiting for? Halloween? Go out and try these on your friends. Happy Halloween!

Doctor knock knock Jokes

If you are looking for the best doctor knock knock jokes or ‘doctor who’ collection, you are on right page. In this post, we have tried to cover all medical, psychiatrist, and doctor related jokes that you can test on your next door. Let’s go!

Are you scared of going to the hospitals? Who wouldn’t be? Hospitals usually have a gloomy environment that can remind one of the saddest movies they ever saw. Many hospitals may be that that way, but not these ones. Here the doctors are also mad, just like the patients, and they care for only one thing – “The prevention and (if too late already) curing, of boredom and stress”. We are definitely not kidding about this one. So get your medical supplies and place them where you usually keep them because you won’t need them now. Just you and your attention please!

So get ready to experience some of the wildly medically incorrect medical situations and to insert the comedy injection in your veins for that stress and boredom you’ve been experiencing lately. DOCTORS ORDER!

12 Funny Doctor knock knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
3:30.
3:30 who?
I made a doctor appointment for 3:30!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Precisely.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, i’m sick!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’re right!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You know my name!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don’t look well!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I’m a doctor!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sara
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house? I’m feeling ill!

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Bonus Joke

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Vanilla.
Vanilla who?
Vanilla call the doctor?

There is without a doubt, a special bond between a doctor and a patient, on this we agree. Well you know what they say, “Laughter is the best medicine.”Sometimes even on account of someone else’s fictional pain.

We have, from our enormous collection, picked out some of the medical files filled with incidents that’ll change the way you see your doctor; as an alien sent here to insert and then manage the chip that’s in your body producing nano bots. No, we think they are much more than that. They are the noble warriors who accept the role of being indifferent to the coughs and colds of the humanity in return for a prefix in their name, and a white coat. Get ready for medical humor and doctor puns.

Kids Knock Knock Jokes You Can Try Today

Quite often, these ‘door knocking’ jokes can leave you not wanting to open the door, but the following best kids knock knock jokes collection will give you some time to giggle with your children as soon as these funny riddles are delivered.

Parents are often asked by their kids to tell a knock knock joke. Parents mind at that moment can go blank. But don’t worry! You will not find it difficult the next time you are asked the same question. I have collected some of the hilarious ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set.

 Knock knock jokes for Kids

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A titch!
A titch who?
Bless you!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Opportunity.
Don’t be silly-
opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?

Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!

Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry!

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

Butter!
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

Dishe.s
Dishes who?
Dishes me, who are you?

Doctor
Doctor who?
That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?

Double.
Double who?
W!

Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.

Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!

Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger

Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.

Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?

I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?

I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.

Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Interrupting pirate!
Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!

Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Means: Kiss me, my sweet prince

Kook!
Kook who?
Don’t call me cuckoo!

Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!

Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.

Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three’s a crowd!

Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.

Who!
Who who?
That’s what an owl says!

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Food Knock Knock Jokes

We love eating delicious food and we like cooking too. Recipes not only satisfy our stomach but intellect as well. Here’s a collection of funny food knock knock jokes.

Who loves food right, cause I DON’T!!! Not really.(Thank God!!!)That was supposed to be a joke. What do you do when you see a horde of vampires approaching your house through your window on a lonely night? Food is what it’s all about, if you really think about it. (We’re so smart!) I mean, since the Stone Age we’ve changed a lot. From hitting our women on their heads with sticks, to asking them for dinner in a five star restaurant, we’ve come a long way. No one can really say though, whether we go out on a dinner date to impress the girl (or boy), or if we just take out the girl (or boy) to eat yummalicious food. Please feel free to chip in some thoughts to this theory as it is a work in progress (Not really).

Meanwhile you can checkout this awesome collection of food related humorously flavorful jokes. These jokes have been extracted from people who booked the food with flavor but got the hot seat at the humor table. We sincerely hope to make you laugh at the expense of someone else’s food. You may find this a bit cruel on our part but we assure you that no food or people were wasted during the making of these jokes and all the food and people in these jokes are purely fictional. (Maybe??)

So put your worries in the freezer, take a fresh pack of chips, popcorn, fried chicken (whatever you like really), sit back and enjoy the delicious collection of jokes that we’ve packed for you to enjoy in any season, at any time of the night.

Most Famous Food Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam fly in my soup.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!

Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita another napkin.

Knock knock Food Humor

Abbott.
Abbott Who?
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?

Abby.
Abby who?
Abby good if you give me a candy.

Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!

Alba.
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Alva.
Alva who?
Alva nother piece please!

Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more cookies?

Bach.
Bach who?
Bach, bach I’m a chicken.

Banana.
Banana who?
Banana messages for me?

Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!

Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer good at making honey.

Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the toast, try again.

Bison.
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!

Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Bullet.
Bullet who?
Bullet all the hay and now he’s hungry!

Butter.
Butter who?
Butter say your line now.

Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!

Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, I forgot my ladder!

Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.

Chick.
Chick who?
Chick can catch a Tory.

Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you’re eating!

Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!

Della.
Della who?
Dellacatessen food gives me gas.

Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon.

Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?

Eudy.
Eudy who?
Eudy-serve a break today.

Four Eggs.
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!

Geno.
Geno who?
Geno I don’t like to eat broccoli!

Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.

Christmas knock knock jokes

This Christmas, on 25th of December, you have a chance to make your family, friends and relatives laugh using these Christmas Knock Knock Jokes. Try knocking at the door with these hilarious puns. You can end up making even Santa laugh.

What’s your favorite time of the year? You don’t even have to answer, we know. We wait all year for our secret Santa’s, and for the familial togetherness in the season of laughter and fun. It is fun imagining what Mr. Santa will be doing all through his way to the milk and cookies on the table in front of our Christmas tree. How do they tell who’s been good or bad. What are the rules here? So man questions we want to ask. We always imagine the wonderful.

But we actually have no idea what goes on in the North Pole while Santa and his beloved elves prepare for the grandest occasion of the whole year. Preparing for Christmas all year, the elves get restless and mischievous and raise all sorts of hell up there. Santa and the reindeers have all year long air-practice and sometimes the reindeers just don’t feel like it.

Hilarious Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Igloo.
Igloo who?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!

More Christmas Pun

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive the other reindeer.

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Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it’s a present!

Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Snow.
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger…!

Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull…!

Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!

Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike!

Alex.
Alex who?
I’ll Alex Santa the questions if you don’t mind!

Anita.
Anita who?
Anita lift, Rudolph.

Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!

Believe.
Believe who?
Do you believe in Santa Claus!

Census.
Census who?
Census presents for Christmas!

Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas!

Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can’t wait any longer!

Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming.

Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.

Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?

Elves.
Elves who?
Elves that need directions to the North Pole!

Eyewash.
Eyewash who?
Eyewash you a Merry Christmas.

Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, will you keep away from the tree.

Ginger.
Ginger who?
The Ginger Bread Man!

Gladis.
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Harold.
Harold who?
Hark the Harold Angels Sing!

Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you since last Christmas!

Ho Ho.
Ho Ho who?
Your Santa impression needs a little work!

Ho, Ho, Ho.
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
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Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.

Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Hoe.
Hoe who?
Hoe Hoe Hoe Merry Christmas!

Honda.
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!

Hosanna.
Hosanna who?
How’s sanna claus gonna get down our chimney? We have central heating and no chimney!

How.
How who?
How does Santa know my name!

Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana wish you a Merry Christmas.

Japans.
Japans who?
Japans what we are getting for Christmas!

Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.

Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Christmas cookies!

Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!

Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Meretricious.
Meretricious who?
Meretricious and a Happy New Year.

Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas, one and all!

Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer!

Rudolf.
Rudolf who?
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Rudolph.
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil!

Knock Knock Santa Jokes (Bonus)

Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Santa.
Santa who?
Santa body on the roof yet? It`s Christmas Eve!

Santa.
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Santa.
Santa Who?
Why are you at the door? We have a chimney!

Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus. You don’t have a chimney.

Santa.
Santa Who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I’m supposed to come down the chimney!

Squeamish.
Squeamish who?
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas,
Squeamish you a Merry Christmas.

Tree.
Tree who?
Tree wise men.

Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know what you’re getting for Christmas?

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A pick up line also known as chat up line is often used to start a conversation whenever someone wants to communicate with an unfamiliar person for dating or romance.

This kind of funny flirt can be hear in almost all parties. This type of humor is intriguing because it involves a sort of call and response wordplay. One-liners can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as humorous and sometimes stupid. In this article, I have compiled a list of knock knock pick ups, take a look and have fun.

The best knock knock pick up lines for guys and girls

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away, I missed you.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline Who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Egg!
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.

Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!

Cute pick up lines

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits.

Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

I love!
I love who?
Awwww I love you to.

Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Juno!
Juno who?
Juno I love you right?

De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.

I love you!
I love you who?
Don’t ask who, because it’s you.

Candice!
Candice Who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

Needle!
Needle who?
Needle a little love right now.

Juan!
Juan who?
The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me.

If you want to explore more Q and A humor, check our complete list of knock-knock jokes.

Bonus pick-up lines

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Did you try any of the above pick up lines on your friends? Do you find these cute? If you know any better lines, do share in the comments below. If you have not tried these yet, Good Luck!

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So, if you are into trick or treating, assuming ghost hood or ghost-cheating, get ready to indulge in the most hilarious Halloween turnout. JOKES, I mean. The one’s you’ll die Laughing after reading.

We’re not counting on it, but hoping that you might go from here a bit enlightened about the subject of approaching ghosts on their day of munchies. Be it vampire jokes, witch Jokes or zombie jokes, we are going to cover all.

Halloween Jokes

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
Answer: His heart wasn’t in it.

Question: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: To get to the body shop.

Question: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Answer: Shamboo!

Question: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?
Answer: “Trike or Treat”?

Question: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
Answer: A plumpkin.

Question: What room does a ghost not need?
Answer: A living room!

Question: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Answer: Because you can see right through them!

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: He didn’t have any guts!

Question: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?
Answer: His “ghoul” friend!

Question: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
Answer: Because he wears a size “S”.

Frankenstein to Witch: Can you make me a lemonade?
Witch to Frankenstein: Poof you are lemonade!

Question: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Answer: Because he had no BODY to go with.

Question: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
Answer: A sandwich!

Kid: “Mommy, Kevin says I look like a werewolf.”
Mom: “Just ignore him. Now go and comb your face”.

Question: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
Answer: When you’re a mouse.

Question: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Answer: A nectarine!

Question: What do birds say on Halloween?
Answer: Twick o tweet

Question: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?
Answer: Mummies!

Question: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Booberries!

Question: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
Answer: I scream!

Question: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
Answer: Bone appetit!

Question: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
Answer: Scarespray!

Question: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost?
Answer: A cocker poodle boo.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Answer: Boo-Jeans.

Question: What do vampires take when they are sick?
Answer: Coffin drops!

Question: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Answer: Because they have a lot of spirit.

Question: Why is a skeleton so mean?
Answer: He doesn’t have a heart.

Question: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
Answer: A fence.

Question: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Answer: Hope it’s Halloween!!

Question: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Answer: Do you believe in humans?

Question: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?
Answer: Count Quackula!

Question: Where do ghosts buy their food?
Answer: At the ghost-ery store!

Question: What did one owl say to the other owl?
Answer: Happy Owl-ween!

Question: What do ghosts eat for supper?
Answer: Spooketi

Question: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
Answer: Spelling.

Question: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
Answer: Booberry pie!

Related read: Halloween Knock Knock Jokes.

Funny Halloween Riddles

Riddle:  How do monsters tell their future?
Answer: By reading their horrorscope.

Riddle:  Ghosts are often a messy eaters, why?
Answer: Because they are always goblin.

Riddle:  What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
Answer: A cereal killer.

Riddle:  Where do most goblins live?
Answer: North and South Scarolina.

Riddle:  Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Answer: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Riddle:  What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
Answer: A human bean.

Riddle:  When a goblin comes home from work what does he say his wife?
Answer: “Hey pumpkin!”

Riddle:  What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
Answer: A toasty ghosty.

Riddle:  What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Answer: Newlywebbed

Riddle:  What do Italian’s eat on Halloween?
Answer: Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)

Riddle:  What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
Answer: sour-puss

Riddle:  What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush?
Answer: a squashed pumpkin pie.

Riddle:  When do gholes cook their victims?
Answer: On Fry Day

Riddle:  How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Answer: Give him screws.

Riddle:  Why did the headless horseman go into business?
Answer: He wanted to get ahead in life.

Riddle:  Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
Answer: His ghoul friend

Riddle:  What is a mummy favorite type of song?
Answer: Wrap.

Riddle:  What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Answer: Romeo and Ghouliet

Riddle:  Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?
Answer: a coffin.

Riddle:  Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Answer: No, they eat the fingers separately…

Riddle:  Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
Answer: He was dying to get to the other side!!

Riddle:  What did the corpse’ mom do when her son was bad?
Answer: Ground him

Riddle:  What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin Pi

Riddle:  What did the bird say on Halloween?
Answer: Trick or tweet!

Riddle:  What did the goblin say to the witch?
Answer: I don’t know you tell me!

Riddle:  Where did the goblin throw the football?
Answer: Over the ghoul line

Riddle:  What is a monster’s favorite food?
Answer: Ghoul scout cookies

Riddle:  What do you cross Michael Myers and a box of cherrios?
Answer: A cereal killer.

Riddle:  What did the mummy say to the invisible man?
Answer: Wow, your costume is see through

Riddle:  What can’t you give the headless horseman?
Answer: A headache.

Riddle: How do you get to the witch apartments?
Answer. Go to the dead end and take a fright.

Riddle:  What kind of hot dog do you eat on Halloween?
Answer: a Halloweenie

Riddle:  What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
Answer: A pumpkin patch!!!

Riddle:  When a blonde knock’s on your door on Halloween what kind of candy do you give her?
Answer: An airhead

Riddle:  What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Answer: Shrinkenstein…

Riddle:  What did the graveyard digger say to the girl tomb?
Answer: I dig you

Riddle:  What do the movies Halloween and Shrek have in common?
Answer: Michael Myers!

Riddle:  What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Answer: Lemon-slime…

Riddle:  Why did the monster fall asleep on his bicycle?
Answer: Because he was two tired.

Riddle:  Why was the compter scary?
Answer: It had a terrorbyte.

Riddle:  Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
Answer: Because people are dying to get in.

Riddle:  Did you hear about the dead cow that come back to life?
Answer: She only eats GRAAIINNS.

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